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You like this show because they're all naked, huh?

No.

It's a game show. Don't you get how it works?

They run around naked looking for fish and fruit and argue with each other.

No, that's not it.

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It's a bunch of strangers.

They're all left on a remote island to survive on their own, right?

Without food, water, clothes, or supplies.

See that girl?

She's just like you.

See how she just drags her feet while he makes their hut?

That girl? She's nothing like me. She's got a massive bush.

How do you tell how big their bushes are? It's all pixelated.

It's huge.

You're a comedian now?

My ex-boyfriend thought I was super funny.

And coincidentally, he also had a huge, gross bush.

Well, real men don't care what their pubic hair looks like.

That's not true. I've seen porn guys care very much.

And some of them even shave it off completely, which I find so intriguing.

Wait, you watch porn?

Not that often. My mom put a parental lock on my channel.

I can't even shop for laundry.

They're so protective of you.

I'm just surprised you were ever able to sneak off on your chaperone dates to go have sex with your boyfriend.

I never said I had sex.

I mean, I did give my ex-boyfriend a handjob under the bleacher senior year.

But that was before he dumped me for Megan.

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