Pipi berkrim (1987)

Awesome.

That's crazy.

Where's mine?

Where's yours?

I don't know.

I just did!

Give me five!

You guys ready?

I wanna get in now.

Okay, what drink club will come to order?

Once again, draw your swords.

Gentlemen.

Yeah.

Alright.

I've got a little food back here for you guys.

A little meatloaf for your meatballs.

Alright, how does that sound to you?

A little drink if you want something to drink?

Don't touch me, bro.

Good one.

Who the fuck is that girl you were talking to up there?

I saw her.

Oh, that's my housekeeper.

Don't start with her up there, alright?

Right.

Right.

Okay, who's going to tell the story first today?

Should we draw swords?

I'll tell the story first.

Alright.

Night Skippage will tell his first story on Whippas Creamas.

Well, see, I wanted to have anal sex with my girlfriend.

She did not want to do it at all.

She was scared to death.

So I figured I'd give her the whipped cream line.

And it worked.

It really did work.

What happened?

Well, she still didn't want to do it.

Well, did you finally, uh...

Well, Tony, I don't want to have anal sex.

Oh, come on, sonny.

Oh, I know.

I got something special that will make it so interesting.

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